drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

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10knotes:

unleash hell for just $1.50

10knotes:

unleash hell for just $1.50

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acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

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